What is claimed is:
1. A four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow, comprising:
a plurality of adjustable louver blades
for
shedding water,
preventing rainwater from getting into said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow,
adjustably controlling amount of sunlight shining into said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow, and
adjustably controlling and redirecting wind and smoke;
a plurality of rainwater-channeling side gutter beams,
said adjustable louver blades rotatably attached to said rainwater-channeling side gutter beams;
a plurality of rainwater-channeling end gutter beams;
a plurality of discrete rainwater chutes
formed to said rainwater-channeling side gutter beams and said rainwater-channeling end gutter beams;
a plurality of discrete rainwater drain openings;
a plurality of door-window-and-wall-panel frames;
a plurality of privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling window-panel inserts
inserted within said door-window-and-wall-panel frames
for
enabling said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to become a mobile-marine sauna,
enabling said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to become a bleacher skybox,
enabling said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to become a food dehydrator,
providing security within said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow,
providing insulation within said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow from cold or warm weather,
providing protection within said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow from wind, and
slidably and replaceably allowing said door-window-and-wall-panel frames to be positioned in a plurality of ways;
a plurality of privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling louvers
for
redirecting wind and smoke,
blocking wind and smoke,
reducing wind and smoke,
sealing said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to create a mobile-marine sauna,
sealing said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to create a bleacher skybox,
sealing said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow to become a food dehydrator, and
redirecting wind to stoke a fire or a blacksmith forge;
a plurality of privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces
rotatably inserted within said door-window-and-wall-panel frames, said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling louvers rotatably and adjustably attached to said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces
for
allowing said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-directing cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing meat-smoke-house-creating fruit-drying-chamber-creating louvers to be rotated and positioned to redirect wind direction,
allowing said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-directing cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing meat-smoke-house-creating fruit-drying-chamber-creating louvers to be flipped and positioned to redirect wind direction, and
structuringly securing said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-directing cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing meat-smoke-house-creating fruit-drying-chamber-creating louver;
a plurality of spring-loaded rotation-locking axis pins
inserted within said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces
for
easily locking and unlocking said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces,
pivotingly functionalizing said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces, and
providing eight locking points to reposition said privacy-enabling wind-and-smoke-redirecting cold-weather-insulating rainwater-sealing skybox-enabling marine-sauna-enabling food-dehydrator-enabling rotatable-and-reversible-and-flippable louver braces at a plurality of angles;
a plurality of corner-posts
attached to said rainwater-channeling side gutter beams and said rainwater-channeling end gutter beams,
said discrete rainwater drain openings formed into said corner-posts;
a plurality of corner-post L-shaped caps
screwed to said corner-posts;
a plurality of gutter-beam cradles
formed into said corner-posts,
said rainwater-channeling side gutter beams, and
said rainwater-channeling end gutter beams each attached to said gutter-beam
cradles;
a plurality of corner-post-base-plate covers
slidably attached onto said corner-posts;
a plurality of corner-post base-plates
secured to said corner-posts,
said extending-and-retracting-door-securing bracket attached to said corner-posts base-plate;
at least one sliding-door lower track
attached to said corner-post base-plates,
said door-window-and-wall-panel frames interchangably and slidably placed into said sliding-door lower track;
a plurality of anchoring-screw holes
drilled into said corner-posts base-plate;
a plurality of height-and-angle-adjustable tube-screws
screwed in said anchoring-screw holes
for
leveling said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow when installed on an uneven ground surface,
securing said corner-posts base-plate to a ground surface, and
providing adjustment points for each of said corner-posts base-plate;
a plurality of anchoring bolts
screwed through said height-and-angle-adjustable tube-screws into said anchoring-screw holes.
2. The four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow of claim 1 ,
further comprising:
a plurality of LED lights
attached to said adjustable louver blades
for
providing illumination within said four-device-in-one bleacher-skybox food-dehydrator mobile-marine-sauna wind-and-smoke-redirecting bungalow,
a plurality of LED-powering solar-rechargeable batteries
for
powering said led lights,
saving costs of repeatedly replacing non-rechargeable alkaline batteries, and
helping reduce carbon footprint,
an adjustable LED-light-powering solar panel attached to said adjustable louver blades
for
collecting solar energy to charge said led-powering solar-rechargeable batteries,
collecting solar energy to recharge said led-powering solar-rechargeable batteries,
saving energy costs